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12 Funny Christian Pick-up Lines We Wish Someone Would Try on Us for the LOLs

We recently took to our Facebook page to find out what are some of the funniest Christian pick-up lines you’ve heard. Boy-oh-boy did you guys have some funny ones!

Listed below are some of our favorite pick-up lines from Facebook along with a few that we found on Tumblr. Enjoy!

 

1. “Is your name Grace? Cause you’re amazing.” – Grace B.

james-franco-wink

 

2. “You can call me Pharaoh. Because I will never let you go.” – Katie M.

awkward-hug

 

3. “Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of all things I’m hoping for.” – Tiffany C.

fingers-crossed

 

And here are a few funny ones that we found on Tumblr!

 

4. “Hey Christian girl, are you the moon? Because I can see you reflecting the Son.” -typicalchristian

sunlight

 

5. “Are you Joshua? Because all my walls came down for you.” – eventhroughthisstorm

a-wall

 

6. “Hey girl, is that a mirror in your Bible, cause you’re reflecting the image of Christ.” -hombreconproposito

barry

 

7. “You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes…we just might be a miracle.” – jarodthexrayguy

huh1

 

8. “The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry. How about dinner?” -hombreconproposito

fngrgn

 

9. “And then my soul saw you and it kind of went “Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you.” – withoutchristthereisnojoy

pzc

 

10. “God was just showing off when He made you.” -aftertheheartofgod

embarassed

 

11. “Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?” – aftertheheartofgod

excuse-me

 

12. “What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list? – aftertheheartofgod

brows

Have any more to add to the list?

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13 Comments

  1. youngsalvation0618

    Posted by youngsalvation0618 on October 8, 2016 at 13:28

    OMGosh! #10 tho!!!

  2. RachaelMcKenzie

    Posted by RachaelMcKenzie on September 9, 2016 at 11:53

    10. IS SO CUTE<333 AWWW I'm so telling these to all my friends lol.

  3. Project Inspired

    Posted by foreverme on November 15, 2015 at 00:19

    Last night I was reading the book of numbers, and realized I didn’t have yours 😉

  4. Project Inspired

    Posted by hahaherreh on November 4, 2015 at 16:43

    I love how the person who gave number 1 is actually named Grace, like haha that’s so perfect.

  5. CocoChanelNumber5

    Posted by CocoChanelNumber5 on October 31, 2015 at 16:53

    OMG a guy used the last one on me!!! I thought he was being original but apparently not XD

  6. Joybell2000

    Posted by Joybell2000 on October 24, 2015 at 16:26

    These are awesome! 🙌🙌🙌

  7. cassie1317

    Posted by cassie1317 on September 25, 2015 at 06:50

    is it hot in here or is it just the holy spirit burning inside of me *fans self*

  8. brisingrchick

    Posted by brisingrchick on September 2, 2015 at 08:36

    Do you know what the temple veil and I have in common?
    We’re both ripped!!

  9. Project Inspired

    Posted by Kyera_girl on August 6, 2015 at 19:22

    I’ve personally have always wanted to use ” you sir put the STUD in bible STUDy” HAHAHA

  10. Busygirl996

    Posted by Busygirl996 on July 20, 2015 at 19:37

    This week a guy told one of my friends “I’ve been praying for an angel and you make me wanna say amen!”

  11. findingthelord

    Posted by findingthelord on July 1, 2015 at 18:46

    Number 8 is my favourite!

  12. Project Inspired

    Posted by zbell3 on May 21, 2015 at 05:07

    lol those are funny, enjoyed this post:)

  13. Champ2343

    Posted by Champ2343 on May 20, 2015 at 18:33

    Haha! Love number 12! Hilarious! 😀