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Corny Jokes

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EmeraRider

EmeraRider

I’m in the mood for some dumb, cheesy, ridiculous jokes. Let us convene. Round off your worst jokes. The lamer, the better.
I’ll start.

What did one lawyer say to the other?
“We are both lawyers.”

January 25, 2015 at 11:55
kellybarta14

kellybarta14

How is this?
Q: What kind of a man was Boaz before he met Ruth?
A: Ruthless!

Q: Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
A: No she had an apple/grapefruit, etc 😉

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles! (Get it?)

January 25, 2015 at 17:56
faithhopechocolate

faithhopechocolate

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

January 26, 2015 at 20:21
AdventureGirl

AdventureGirl

Oh so you like cheesy stuff? Let me order you pizza, cuz that’s cheesy. ^That was awful I hope you enjoyed it 😉

Two fish are walking up a hill in disguise. What do they say to each other?

Nothing! They don’t recognize each other.

January 27, 2015 at 12:51
loveoutloud

loveoutloud

Why did the cow jump up and down? Because it wanted a milkshake!

How do I look? With your eyes!!!

Why is a raven like a writing desk? I have no idea.

I have a great knock knock joke, but I need you to start me off.
Okay, Knock knock!
Who’s there?
*Awkward silence*

January 27, 2015 at 22:39
kellybarta14

kellybarta14

Okay this one is long, but it is kind of dumb too. 🙂

So there are three sisters in their nineties living together, Ethel, Myrtle and Margaret. Ethel, who is 96, goes upstairs to take a bath. As she is turning the water on and stepping into the tub, she cant remember if she is getting in or out. So she calls to Myrtle to help her. Myrtle begins to go up the stairs but halfway up the staircase, she doesn’t remember if she was going up or down the stairs. So she calls for Margaret to help her. Margaret knocks on wood then says, “just a second, let me get the door.” 😉

January 30, 2015 at 17:33
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