I’m in the mood for some dumb, cheesy, ridiculous jokes. Let us convene. Round off your worst jokes. The lamer, the better.
What did one lawyer say to the other?
|January 25, 2015 at 11:55|
How is this?
Q: Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
|January 25, 2015 at 17:56|
How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.
|January 26, 2015 at 20:21|
Oh so you like cheesy stuff? Let me order you pizza, cuz that’s cheesy. ^That was awful I hope you enjoyed it 😉
Two fish are walking up a hill in disguise. What do they say to each other?
Nothing! They don’t recognize each other.
|January 27, 2015 at 12:51|
Why did the cow jump up and down? Because it wanted a milkshake!
How do I look? With your eyes!!!
Why is a raven like a writing desk? I have no idea.
I have a great knock knock joke, but I need you to start me off.
|January 27, 2015 at 22:39|
Okay this one is long, but it is kind of dumb too. 🙂
So there are three sisters in their nineties living together, Ethel, Myrtle and Margaret. Ethel, who is 96, goes upstairs to take a bath. As she is turning the water on and stepping into the tub, she cant remember if she is getting in or out. So she calls to Myrtle to help her. Myrtle begins to go up the stairs but halfway up the staircase, she doesn’t remember if she was going up or down the stairs. So she calls for Margaret to help her. Margaret knocks on wood then says, “just a second, let me get the door.” 😉
|January 30, 2015 at 17:33|
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