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McKayla Denise

McKayla Denise

So this is weird but do you just hate it when youre in a public bathroom and other people can clearly hear you pee? When maybe it’s like and one or two other women? Also, when you go #2, do you put effort into pushing, or can you can just kinda sit there and just let the poo come out?
P.s. No, I’m not a crazy creepy psycho.

December 22, 2014 at 07:40
GypsyStorm

GypsyStorm

Again with this question? xD

December 22, 2014 at 09:52
SlinkyKitty88

SlinkyKitty88

Well, you gots to push a little, otherwise you’d like, never poop, and then you’d DIE.

If you have to push like, super hard or whatever, NOT WORTH IIIIT. Poop later. Poop when the time is right. Poop when it is meant to be.

I get it, like, you’re jus’ peein’. But then, OH NO SOMEONE ELSE COMES IN THE BATHROOM WHAT IF YOU’RE PEEING WEIRD. But then they pee like a mighty thunderous waterfall, and that’s WAY weirder than my pee. So I don’t feel self conscious about my peeing. Most people pee weirder than me.

The public bathroom is only awkward if you fart really loud/weird (If you just fart like a little dainty fart, they’ll all be envious of your ladylike farts, so those are fine) or if you do something that smells really icky.

December 22, 2014 at 12:57
rainbowuni

rainbowuni

Usually, if I can’t pee quietly, I make an effort to pee loudly…because why not?

And like Slinky said, you gotta push a little bit..
Actually, though, as long as we’re on the topic: the toilet-sitting position isn’t really ideal for defecation. A squating position is what our bodies are meant for. They even make stools that go around toilets for people to put their legs on to assume the proper position.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA

December 22, 2014 at 16:37
EmeraRider

EmeraRider

The sound of peeing is nothing to be self conscious about. I mean, that’s what you’re in the bathroom for.

December 22, 2014 at 17:12
Meriadoc

Meriadoc

Slinky, sometimes you just make my life better.

December 22, 2014 at 20:25
NerdyChick334

NerdyChick334

Actually, I’ve read that squatting from a standing position is a healthier and more effective position for pooping and giving birth. But for both you still have to push.

Don’t feel ashamed for how you pee. The bathroom is good for the following:
changing your clothes
numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
crying,
cleaning your face,
fixing bloody noses,
talking,
make-up,
selfies,
mirror pep-talks,
practicing facial expressions

Talking is debatable, though. Some people can’t ‘go’ if they hear human voices-it’s psychological but still- and others who don’t want other people to hear them peeing or crying might want there to be other noises in the bathroom to cover. My point: The bathroom is a no-shame zone. Pee freely!

December 22, 2014 at 21:27
spyder

spyder

wait…WHAT ARE NUMBERS FOUR AND FIVE???

This is important I need it for science.

December 22, 2014 at 22:43
SlinkyKitty88

SlinkyKitty88

Heck, what’s number 3?
I DON’T KNOW THESE THINGS

December 23, 2014 at 23:45
NerdyChick334

NerdyChick334

I was gonna keep you in suspense but I relent.
3~diarrhea
4~menstruation
5~release of digestive gas
6-10~get thee to a hospital, stat!

December 24, 2014 at 16:36
AdventureGirl

AdventureGirl

Haha no 🙂 I mean, other people pee while I’m in a public bathroom, but I don’t really pay attention. I doubt most people do either.

December 24, 2014 at 22:13
SlinkyKitty88

SlinkyKitty88

I thought I knew three, but I wanted to be sure. I WAS RIGHT.

December 25, 2014 at 22:37
NerdyChick334

NerdyChick334

So you know, I made up numbers 4 and up just to confound you girls. 😀 I make stuff up a lot but I always admit (eventually) when I do. This can be a new thing, though 0u0

December 26, 2014 at 00:04
pinkkitty523

pinkkitty523

I hate it… I just hate it. Oh and when they’re in the next stall RIGHT NEXT TO YOU… eh! And I usually have to push.

December 30, 2014 at 11:29
ktuck22

ktuck22

And then when you’re on your period and have to open a pad and there are other people in the bathroom so you open the pad and you just hear

–RIIIIIP!!!–

And the whole bathroom is quiet and ugh I hate that.
And then after, when you walk out to wash your hands and one of the other people comes out of her stall and you just kinda look at each other like “You’re on your period” “Yes I am, how could you tell? Was it the GOSHDANG LOUD WRAPPER ON MY PAD THAT GAVE IT AWAY???” and oh my gosh I hate public restrooms.

December 30, 2014 at 19:11
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