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Nate

Nate

Ok I love hear worst pickup line stories. Role with it girls… πŸ˜€

February 1, 2015 at 17:25
AdventureGirl

AdventureGirl

I don’t have any worst ones, but have you heard of anti-pick up lines? They’re the best! I’ll link you to ’em:

http://hugelol.com/lol/142710

February 1, 2015 at 17:51
marysetrueblood

marysetrueblood

OH MAN I went to the House of Seven Gables in Salem a few years back (it’s the house Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote a book about in the 1800s, long story short, the house is from the 1800s)
And when I go up into this really cool, narrow attack space, this awkward, lanky guy about my age comes up to me and gets reeeeeeally close. He’s like “I hit my head on the way up here.” And grins all… slyly, I think he was trying to do. And I’m like “Yeah, it’s… narrow?”
And then he pauses and stars at me and blushes and goes “My grandmother’s here.” A pause. “She’s a hundred and four.”
And I’m like ??? So then he leans close, smelling of Weird Boy Cologne that I’ve always hated (in large quantities, it aggravates my Chronic Migraines) and is like “We dont have pretty girls at my school. It’s an all boys school.”
And thankfull before I had to answer, the rest of the people in the museum (his grandmother included) arrive.
So yeah that’s my weird pickup story.

February 1, 2015 at 17:53
Nate

Nate

AdventureGirl – those were hilarious!!
Marysetrueblood – That has got to be the creepiest thing I have ever heard!! So sorry that happened, but at least now you have a story to tell.

February 1, 2015 at 18:48
Nate

Nate

Once when I was just 15 a 25 yr old dude who I barely knew began complementing me AT CHURCH for about two whole stinken awkward minutes on how beautiful I was!! It was awkward. Then his 20 somethin year old friend came up and began doing the same. I was outside of the building all by myself and I just felt like crying. I must have been blushing so bad! Now he has a GF and leaves me alone. *PHEW*

February 2, 2015 at 20:31
EmeraRider

EmeraRider

“Are you making honey because you are bee-autiful.”
“Can I have a bandaid because I scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Are you a DJ because you make my heart skip a beat.”
“Instead of making Adam and Eve, God should have made me and you.”
“Are you made of copper and teryllium? Because you are CuTe.”
“Here, hold this. *grabs hand*”
“Are you a booger? Because I’d pick you first.”
“Your eyes are like two sparkling, crystal clear pools of… mud!” (I’m so sorry I had to bring Drake and Josh into this.)
“The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly hot as you!”
“Are you an astronaut because you’re out of this world.”
“Is your name Smittywerbenjaegermanjensen?” Because you’re my number one!”

February 2, 2015 at 21:23
AdventureGirl

AdventureGirl

^It’s so awkward when guys you barely know or don’t know at all run up and flirt. I’m like no, just no.

I don’t date strangers. What I want is to be best friends with a guy and THEN start dating. Taking it slowly, very slowly πŸ™‚

February 2, 2015 at 21:26
AdventureGirl

AdventureGirl

So this is random, but we were at 52,999 posts so I’m posting this to make it 53,000. You’re welcome.

February 2, 2015 at 21:33
Nate

Nate

@EmeraRider – β€œThe fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly hot as you!” That one is THE BEST!! It is so nerdy. haha!

@AdventureGirl – Yeah I like to take it slow, get to know him first.

February 3, 2015 at 09:59
kellybarta14

kellybarta14

“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven…. and broke your face?”
“I was reading the book of numbers and realized… I don’t have yours!”

February 3, 2015 at 13:08
cayenne.tisher

cayenne.tisher

Hey, so I’m eating some skittles. Do you care to taste the rainbow?

February 3, 2015 at 13:22
EmeraRider

EmeraRider

“Your beauty has pierced my heart like the Morgul Blade.”

February 4, 2015 at 21:13
chloe523

chloe523

Just this past Wednesday at church a guy I like was like “here hold out your hand” as if he was trying to put something in my hand and I thought he was gonna give me a candy wrapper or something so I just said no and he was like “come on please?” and so I held my hand out and there was nothing in his hand. He just laced his fingers through mine and tried to hold my hand. It was really lame lol. I don’t know if that’s considered a pickup “line” but whatever close enough πŸ˜›

February 5, 2015 at 16:45
Nate

Nate

^ haha! He didn’t even ask if he could hold your hand?! What was your reaction?

February 6, 2015 at 07:27
chloe523

chloe523

I was just like oh okay

February 6, 2015 at 11:39
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