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11 Ridiculously Funny Christian Pick-Up Lines

Pick-up lines are one thing, but Christian pick-up lines take it to a WHOLE new level. Check out these 11 ridiculous pick-up lines ANY Christian girl would laugh at…but secretly admire!

 

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  1. nataliesophia

    Posted by nataliesophia on January 13, 2015 at 16:57

    Is it hot in here? or is that just the holy spirit burning inside of you?

  2. nataliesophia

    Posted by nataliesophia on January 13, 2015 at 16:56

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

  3. trueluvw8s57

    Posted by trueluvw8s57 on December 23, 2014 at 17:08

    “We should be partners – accountability partners that is”
    “Do you need prayer? Cuz I’d love to lay my hands on you!”

  4. Project Inspired

    Posted by hollyjolly on December 23, 2014 at 12:23

    “Your bible would look great on my nightstand”

  5. Project Inspired

    Posted by praiselord on December 17, 2014 at 16:43

    Achoo
    I would say bless you but loks like God did just fine

  6. Project Inspired

    Posted by CrayCray745 on September 19, 2014 at 16:36

    Haha! But you missed one! One girl I know at college after a long night of studying went to breakfast one morning and said this:
    “I like my men like I like my doughnuts- hot and holy.”
    ROFL!

  7. Dreamer

    Posted by Dreamer on September 18, 2014 at 10:52

    *sneezes*

    “I’d say bless you, but you’re already an angel.”

  8. DeesKnees

    Posted by DeesKnees on September 15, 2014 at 10:43

    I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours 🙂

  9. Jesusfreak1415

    Posted by Jesusfreak1415 on September 14, 2014 at 06:20

    Oh my word these are hilarious! Love them! Although, I think it might just be me, but the one about, when God said it is good he was talking about you, one is really sweet. My favorite one was the Pharoh one also! 😀

  10. nephieberry

    Posted by nephieberry on September 11, 2014 at 18:33

    So I heard Jesus called you, mind if I do the same?

  11. LucyPevensie1

    Posted by LucyPevensie1 on September 10, 2014 at 18:38

    1. You’ve got me Philippian out.
    2. Your hair looks like a flock of goats, descending down the hills of Gilead.
    3. I would love to wander around in your wilderness for forty years.
    4. I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

  12. LucyPevensie1

    Posted by LucyPevensie1 on September 10, 2014 at 12:52

    Bathsheba, she has nothing on you.

  13. proverbs31woman

    Posted by proverbs31woman on September 10, 2014 at 07:08

    Lol… Cheesy and funny!

  14. AdventureGirl

    Posted by AdventureGirl on September 8, 2014 at 13:06

    This made me giggle! 😀 Love the one about Pharoah 😛

  15. Aniza23

    Posted by Aniza23 on September 8, 2014 at 10:46

    So DIVINELY n INSANELY Awwwsooome!!!

  16. mackenzie.mag

    Posted by mackenzie.mag on September 8, 2014 at 10:20

    Those are some if my favorites.

  17. mackenzie.mag

    Posted by mackenzie.mag on September 8, 2014 at 10:20

    1.) God was just hoeing off when He made you.
    2.) Hey, girl. I consider myself to be a fisher of women. This would e referred to as “casting my net out”.
    3.) You must be one if Job’s daughters because you are twice as beautiful a any other girl I’ve seen.
    4.) I’ve been reading in the book of Joshua. How many time do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
    5.) Hey, girl. You’re looking or a knight in shining armor? I happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
    6.) It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good soil.
    7.) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
    8.) Hey, girl. I put the STUD in BIBLE STUDY.
    9.) I put the substantial Christian section of my book case in alphabetical order. Coffee?
    10.) The Word of God says to give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry. Dinner?
    11.) Hey, girl. Unfortunately I’m not Jesus so I only have enough fish and bread for two people.
    12.) Let me sell you an indulgence because its a sin to look as good as you do.
    13.) Is that you or the Hoy Spirit burning inside of you?

  18. StayAnchored

    Posted by StayAnchored on September 8, 2014 at 09:09

    Haha!
    One of my favorites is, “Hi! My name is DoUg, it’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of U in it!” hehe 😛

  19. Sydney_Andrews

    Posted by Sydney_Andrews on September 8, 2014 at 06:45

    These are so corny but I love them… the first one is my favorite. xD

  20. GraceGirl1379

    Posted by GraceGirl1379 on September 8, 2014 at 04:43

    Actually my name is Grace. Mind = blown. I AM truly amazing.

  21. Infinityfreehugzz

    Posted by Infinityfreehugzz on September 7, 2014 at 15:19

    That is funny XD

  22. WannabeSaint

    Posted by WannabeSaint on September 7, 2014 at 10:42

    Lol corny but funny.

  23. Kiersty98

    Posted by Kiersty98 on September 6, 2014 at 19:40

    Can I have your name and number so I can pray for you? <—- one of my favs 🙂

  24. totustuus

    Posted by totustuus on September 6, 2014 at 17:19

    When I read Phillipians 4:8, I think of you 🙂 *works with greatest success when accompanied by your gorgeous God-given smile and holy-glow, ladies*

  25. Project Inspired

    Posted by GymnastGirl97 on September 6, 2014 at 17:08

    I love these! Please do more! 🙂

  26. Guarded by Angels

    Posted by Guarded by Angels on September 6, 2014 at 16:06

    These are hilarious!!! Please do more articles with them!!:)

  27. ajdevries341

    Posted by ajdevries341 on September 6, 2014 at 15:38

    My name is Will. God’s Will. Obviously only works for guys named Will, but this one cracks me up.

  28. rbeckman0

    Posted by rbeckman0 on September 6, 2014 at 10:18

    “I was looking in the book of Numbers, but couldn’t find yours.”

  29. hannahbananabear

    Posted by hannahbananabear on September 6, 2014 at 09:05

    i was reading my bible last night, more specificly the book of numbers, and i realized… I don’t have your number 😉

  30. All4Godsluv

    Posted by All4Godsluv on September 6, 2014 at 08:53

    “Can I have your name and number for my prayer list?”

    • Project Inspired

      Posted by JesusRox on January 8, 2015 at 07:32

      I had this line used on me before. And I did not even realize what the guy was doing or that it was even a pickup line. Not until like maybe a year or so later. XD

  31. Mandi Pi

    Posted by Mandi Pi on September 6, 2014 at 08:05

    My all time fave is “God said to think of all things pure and lovely, so I’ve been thinking about you all day”. 😉

  32. Celby

    Posted by Celby on September 5, 2014 at 20:45

    OMg so funny 😀

  33. Project Inspired

    Posted by Sophia_the_1st on September 5, 2014 at 20:04

    No wonder why Solomon had so many wives, because he never met you…lol

  34. horse-lover

    Posted by horse-lover on September 5, 2014 at 20:03

    Am I the only one that actually thought that the “When God said that it was good, I think he was referring to you.” line was actually really sweet? And of course, these are hysterical.

    My favorite pick-up line, though it doesn’t have a Christian influence, is this:
    Hey girl, feel my sweater. Wanna know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
    It’s disproportionately hilarious to me.

    • GraceGirl1379

      Posted by GraceGirl1379 on September 8, 2014 at 04:46

      Yeah that one is kinda adorable.

      That one though, is just weird. XD But it totally made my day

  35. pjbaseballgirl

    Posted by pjbaseballgirl on September 5, 2014 at 17:04

    “So, I was reading numbers and I realized that i don’t have yours.”

  36. Clairabear

    Posted by Clairabear on September 5, 2014 at 16:01

    The only problem with some of theses is that if someone didn’t know what the term “saved” meant, they may think the guy/girl was saying they were already attached XD I loved this, though. They always crack me up!!

  37. Project Inspired

    Posted by Burnt Taco on September 5, 2014 at 15:25

    I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.

  38. EmilyRW

    Posted by EmilyRW on September 5, 2014 at 14:19

    Number 3, 4 and 5 XD These are awesome XD

  39. inspired.by.jesus

    Posted by inspired.by.jesus on September 5, 2014 at 13:40

    oh gosh these are hilarious!! I am so stealing like 1/2 of these XD