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    11 Ridiculously Funny Christian Pick-Up Lines

    Pick-up lines are one thing, but Christian pick-up lines take it to a WHOLE new level. Check out these 11 ridiculous pick-up lines ANY Christian girl would laugh at…but secretly admire!

     

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    Know anymore Christian pick-up lines that we missed? Share with us below!

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    1. The only problem with some of theses is that if someone didn’t know what the term “saved” meant, they may think the guy/girl was saying they were already attached XD I loved this, though. They always crack me up!!

    2. Am I the only one that actually thought that the “When God said that it was good, I think he was referring to you.” line was actually really sweet? And of course, these are hysterical.

      My favorite pick-up line, though it doesn’t have a Christian influence, is this:
      Hey girl, feel my sweater. Wanna know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
      It’s disproportionately hilarious to me.

    3. 1.) God was just hoeing off when He made you.
      2.) Hey, girl. I consider myself to be a fisher of women. This would e referred to as “casting my net out”.
      3.) You must be one if Job’s daughters because you are twice as beautiful a any other girl I’ve seen.
      4.) I’ve been reading in the book of Joshua. How many time do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
      5.) Hey, girl. You’re looking or a knight in shining armor? I happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
      6.) It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good soil.
      7.) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
      8.) Hey, girl. I put the STUD in BIBLE STUDY.
      9.) I put the substantial Christian section of my book case in alphabetical order. Coffee?
      10.) The Word of God says to give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry. Dinner?
      11.) Hey, girl. Unfortunately I’m not Jesus so I only have enough fish and bread for two people.
      12.) Let me sell you an indulgence because its a sin to look as good as you do.
      13.) Is that you or the Hoy Spirit burning inside of you?

    4. 1. You’ve got me Philippian out.
      2. Your hair looks like a flock of goats, descending down the hills of Gilead.
      3. I would love to wander around in your wilderness for forty years.
      4. I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

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