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11 Ridiculously Funny Christian Pick-Up Lines
Written by Project Inspired | September 5, 2014
Pick-up lines are one thing, but Christian pick-up lines take it to a WHOLE new level. Check out these 11 ridiculous pick-up lines ANY Christian girl would laugh at…but secretly admire!
Know anymore Christian pick-up lines that we missed? Share with us below!
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Posted by nataliesophia on January 13, 2015 at 16:57
Is it hot in here? or is that just the holy spirit burning inside of you?
Posted by nataliesophia on January 13, 2015 at 16:56
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Posted by MikaJen2000 on February 27, 2015 at 11:49
“Are you calling me Satan?” 😀
Posted by trueluvw8s57 on December 23, 2014 at 17:08
“We should be partners – accountability partners that is”
“Do you need prayer? Cuz I’d love to lay my hands on you!”
Posted by hollyjolly on December 23, 2014 at 12:23
“Your bible would look great on my nightstand”
Posted by praiselord on December 17, 2014 at 16:43
Achoo
I would say bless you but loks like God did just fine
Posted by CrayCray745 on September 19, 2014 at 16:36
Haha! But you missed one! One girl I know at college after a long night of studying went to breakfast one morning and said this:
“I like my men like I like my doughnuts- hot and holy.”
ROFL!
Posted by Dreamer on September 18, 2014 at 10:52
*sneezes*
“I’d say bless you, but you’re already an angel.”
Posted by DeesKnees on September 15, 2014 at 10:43
I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours 🙂
Posted by Jesusfreak1415 on September 14, 2014 at 06:20
Oh my word these are hilarious! Love them! Although, I think it might just be me, but the one about, when God said it is good he was talking about you, one is really sweet. My favorite one was the Pharoh one also! 😀
Posted by nephieberry on September 11, 2014 at 18:33
So I heard Jesus called you, mind if I do the same?
Posted by LucyPevensie1 on September 10, 2014 at 18:38
1. You’ve got me Philippian out.
2. Your hair looks like a flock of goats, descending down the hills of Gilead.
3. I would love to wander around in your wilderness for forty years.
4. I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Posted by kass4god on September 15, 2014 at 18:20
Those are the best!:) haha
Posted by LucyPevensie1 on September 10, 2014 at 12:52
Bathsheba, she has nothing on you.
Posted by proverbs31woman on September 10, 2014 at 07:08
Lol… Cheesy and funny!
Posted by AdventureGirl on September 8, 2014 at 13:06
This made me giggle! 😀 Love the one about Pharoah 😛
Posted by Aniza23 on September 8, 2014 at 10:46
So DIVINELY n INSANELY Awwwsooome!!!
Posted by mackenzie.mag on September 8, 2014 at 10:20
Those are some if my favorites.
Posted by mackenzie.mag on September 8, 2014 at 10:20
1.) God was just hoeing off when He made you.
2.) Hey, girl. I consider myself to be a fisher of women. This would e referred to as “casting my net out”.
3.) You must be one if Job’s daughters because you are twice as beautiful a any other girl I’ve seen.
4.) I’ve been reading in the book of Joshua. How many time do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
5.) Hey, girl. You’re looking or a knight in shining armor? I happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
6.) It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good soil.
7.) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
8.) Hey, girl. I put the STUD in BIBLE STUDY.
9.) I put the substantial Christian section of my book case in alphabetical order. Coffee?
10.) The Word of God says to give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry. Dinner?
11.) Hey, girl. Unfortunately I’m not Jesus so I only have enough fish and bread for two people.
12.) Let me sell you an indulgence because its a sin to look as good as you do.
13.) Is that you or the Hoy Spirit burning inside of you?
Posted by Cori_Babinski13 on July 29, 2017 at 16:34
LOVE #4!
Posted by Far612 on October 12, 2014 at 12:38
OH MY I LOVE THESE LOL
Posted by KitKatNinja on September 11, 2014 at 16:37
HAHAHAHA! half of yours are better than the ones in the article! 4 is my favorite of yours! lol
Posted by StayAnchored on September 8, 2014 at 09:09
Haha!
One of my favorites is, “Hi! My name is DoUg, it’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of U in it!” hehe 😛
Posted by changed4ever on October 25, 2014 at 20:44
Haha I love that one
Posted by Sydney_Andrews on September 8, 2014 at 06:45
These are so corny but I love them… the first one is my favorite. xD
Posted by GraceGirl1379 on September 8, 2014 at 04:43
Actually my name is Grace. Mind = blown. I AM truly amazing.
Posted by Infinityfreehugzz on September 7, 2014 at 15:19
That is funny XD
Posted by WannabeSaint on September 7, 2014 at 10:42
Lol corny but funny.
Posted by Kiersty98 on September 6, 2014 at 19:40
Can I have your name and number so I can pray for you? <—- one of my favs 🙂
Posted by totustuus on September 6, 2014 at 17:19
When I read Phillipians 4:8, I think of you 🙂 *works with greatest success when accompanied by your gorgeous God-given smile and holy-glow, ladies*
Posted by GraceGirl1379 on September 8, 2014 at 04:44
Good one!!!
Posted by GymnastGirl97 on September 6, 2014 at 17:08
I love these! Please do more! 🙂
Posted by Guarded by Angels on September 6, 2014 at 16:06
These are hilarious!!! Please do more articles with them!!:)
Posted by ajdevries341 on September 6, 2014 at 15:38
My name is Will. God’s Will. Obviously only works for guys named Will, but this one cracks me up.
Posted by rbeckman0 on September 6, 2014 at 10:18
“I was looking in the book of Numbers, but couldn’t find yours.”
Posted by Aniza23 on September 8, 2014 at 10:50
NYC ONE. Haha,I ‘m having a fit.
Posted by hannahbananabear on September 6, 2014 at 09:05
i was reading my bible last night, more specificly the book of numbers, and i realized… I don’t have your number 😉
Posted by All4Godsluv on September 6, 2014 at 08:53
“Can I have your name and number for my prayer list?”
Posted by JesusRox on January 8, 2015 at 07:32
I had this line used on me before. And I did not even realize what the guy was doing or that it was even a pickup line. Not until like maybe a year or so later. XD
Posted by Mandi Pi on September 6, 2014 at 08:05
My all time fave is “God said to think of all things pure and lovely, so I’ve been thinking about you all day”. 😉
Posted by JesusRox on January 8, 2015 at 07:33
Niiiice one. Lol.
Posted by Celby on September 5, 2014 at 20:45
OMg so funny 😀
Posted by Sophia_the_1st on September 5, 2014 at 20:04
No wonder why Solomon had so many wives, because he never met you…lol
Posted by horse-lover on September 5, 2014 at 20:03
Am I the only one that actually thought that the “When God said that it was good, I think he was referring to you.” line was actually really sweet? And of course, these are hysterical.
My favorite pick-up line, though it doesn’t have a Christian influence, is this:
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Wanna know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
It’s disproportionately hilarious to me.
Posted by GraceGirl1379 on September 8, 2014 at 04:46
Yeah that one is kinda adorable.
That one though, is just weird. XD But it totally made my day
Posted by pjbaseballgirl on September 5, 2014 at 17:04
“So, I was reading numbers and I realized that i don’t have yours.”
Posted by heartshavewings on September 6, 2014 at 20:03
I love that!!
Posted by Clairabear on September 5, 2014 at 16:01
The only problem with some of theses is that if someone didn’t know what the term “saved” meant, they may think the guy/girl was saying they were already attached XD I loved this, though. They always crack me up!!
Posted by Burnt Taco on September 5, 2014 at 15:25
I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
Posted by EmilyRW on September 5, 2014 at 14:19
Number 3, 4 and 5 XD These are awesome XD
Posted by inspired.by.jesus on September 5, 2014 at 13:40
oh gosh these are hilarious!! I am so stealing like 1/2 of these XD
Posted by cassiekat on October 2, 2014 at 16:51
Ha! Ha! Funny!