Pick-up lines are one thing, but Christian pick-up lines take it to a WHOLE new level. Check out these 11 ridiculous pick-up lines ANY Christian girl would laugh at…but secretly admire!
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oh gosh these are hilarious!! I am so stealing like 1/2 of these XD
Ha! Ha! Funny!
Number 3, 4 and 5 XD These are awesome XD
I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
The only problem with some of theses is that if someone didn’t know what the term “saved” meant, they may think the guy/girl was saying they were already attached XD I loved this, though. They always crack me up!!
“So, I was reading numbers and I realized that i don’t have yours.”
I love that!!
Am I the only one that actually thought that the “When God said that it was good, I think he was referring to you.” line was actually really sweet? And of course, these are hysterical.
My favorite pick-up line, though it doesn’t have a Christian influence, is this:
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Wanna know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
It’s disproportionately hilarious to me.
Yeah that one is kinda adorable.
That one though, is just weird. XD But it totally made my day
No wonder why Solomon had so many wives, because he never met you…lol
OMg so funny 😀
My all time fave is “God said to think of all things pure and lovely, so I’ve been thinking about you all day”. 😉
Niiiice one. Lol.
“Can I have your name and number for my prayer list?”
I had this line used on me before. And I did not even realize what the guy was doing or that it was even a pickup line. Not until like maybe a year or so later. XD
i was reading my bible last night, more specificly the book of numbers, and i realized… I don’t have your number 😉
“I was looking in the book of Numbers, but couldn’t find yours.”
NYC ONE. Haha,I ‘m having a fit.
My name is Will. God’s Will. Obviously only works for guys named Will, but this one cracks me up.
These are hilarious!!! Please do more articles with them!!:)
I love these! Please do more! 🙂
When I read Phillipians 4:8, I think of you 🙂 *works with greatest success when accompanied by your gorgeous God-given smile and holy-glow, ladies*
Good one!!!
Can I have your name and number so I can pray for you? <—- one of my favs 🙂
Lol corny but funny.
That is funny XD
Actually my name is Grace. Mind = blown. I AM truly amazing.
These are so corny but I love them… the first one is my favorite. xD
Haha!
One of my favorites is, “Hi! My name is DoUg, it’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of U in it!” hehe 😛
Haha I love that one
1.) God was just hoeing off when He made you.
2.) Hey, girl. I consider myself to be a fisher of women. This would e referred to as “casting my net out”.
3.) You must be one if Job’s daughters because you are twice as beautiful a any other girl I’ve seen.
4.) I’ve been reading in the book of Joshua. How many time do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
5.) Hey, girl. You’re looking or a knight in shining armor? I happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
6.) It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good soil.
7.) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
8.) Hey, girl. I put the STUD in BIBLE STUDY.
9.) I put the substantial Christian section of my book case in alphabetical order. Coffee?
10.) The Word of God says to give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry. Dinner?
11.) Hey, girl. Unfortunately I’m not Jesus so I only have enough fish and bread for two people.
12.) Let me sell you an indulgence because its a sin to look as good as you do.
13.) Is that you or the Hoy Spirit burning inside of you?
HAHAHAHA! half of yours are better than the ones in the article! 4 is my favorite of yours! lol
OH MY I LOVE THESE LOL
LOVE #4!
Those are some if my favorites.
So DIVINELY n INSANELY Awwwsooome!!!
This made me giggle! 😀 Love the one about Pharoah 😛
Lol… Cheesy and funny!
Bathsheba, she has nothing on you.
1. You’ve got me Philippian out.
2. Your hair looks like a flock of goats, descending down the hills of Gilead.
3. I would love to wander around in your wilderness for forty years.
4. I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Those are the best!:) haha
So I heard Jesus called you, mind if I do the same?
Oh my word these are hilarious! Love them! Although, I think it might just be me, but the one about, when God said it is good he was talking about you, one is really sweet. My favorite one was the Pharoh one also! 😀
I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I didn’t have yours 🙂
*sneezes*
“I’d say bless you, but you’re already an angel.”
Haha! But you missed one! One girl I know at college after a long night of studying went to breakfast one morning and said this:
“I like my men like I like my doughnuts- hot and holy.”
ROFL!
Achoo
I would say bless you but loks like God did just fine
“Your bible would look great on my nightstand”
“We should be partners – accountability partners that is”
“Do you need prayer? Cuz I’d love to lay my hands on you!”
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
“Are you calling me Satan?” 😀
Is it hot in here? or is that just the holy spirit burning inside of you?