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The Witness: 12 Church Signs That Will Make You Laugh!

Where do you witness the Divine in the world? Sometimes it’s as close as the sign by the highway.

Churches, of course, use their signs to send out a message to their parishioners…or inspire new parishioners to step through the door and find God. Of course churches can (and often do) feature the theme of that week’s sermon. But why not create a unique message that people will notice and remember?

The following images are some funny church signs that I’m sure got a lot of attention!


Analogies are always a good way to get a point across (no pun intended!)


Very true!!!


Here’s a sign usingย verbiageย that the youth are familiar with!


Here’s a pretty direct question.


This is one of my favorites!


What do you think? Would He really?


I like this one too!


Like the song! Sure to get attention.


This is too funny!


This is one way to get people in the door.


A funny but very serious message!

Ladies, does your church post funny messages on their sign? Which of the above signs was your favorite? If you could put up a sign, what would it say?

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  1. Project Inspired

    Posted by GymnastGirl97 on December 9, 2014 at 10:17

    Love these! ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. patientlywaitingforGodsplan

    Posted by patientlywaitingforGodsplan on December 8, 2014 at 18:59

    I like the Lighthouse one

  3. Photolove

    Posted by Photolove on April 11, 2013 at 20:17

    Thanks for sharing!
    This totally made my day. ^^

  4. princepdoglover@yahoo.com

    Posted by princepdoglover@yahoo.com on January 26, 2013 at 20:22

    The last one is funny because it is so true. We need to learn not to text and drive.

  5. jade12

    Posted by jade12 on January 26, 2013 at 09:18

    I totally love the sign that says “what part of thou shall not don’t you understand?” I showed it to my mom and dad and they thought those were pretty funny. But I totally laughed my head off when I saw some of these signs. I like all of those signs but I think some of them have a stronger meaning and they were pretty funny. I think you should do more articles like this soon.

  6. Project Inspired

    Posted by GirlWhoHugsAGuitar on January 12, 2013 at 12:59

    I saw one covered in snow that said, “Whoever is praying for snow- please stop.” I thought it was funny.

  7. Project Inspired

    Posted by H_Jackson9 on January 8, 2013 at 15:06

    these are hilarious!!

  8. Project Inspired

    Posted by kay22 on January 8, 2013 at 13:37

    I like the unsharpened pencil one and the no txting an driving one! ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. diana

    Posted by diana on January 7, 2013 at 12:03

    haha..i love these<3 especially the one that says, church parking only, violators will be baptized! Where is this church?..lol

  10. Rosalynd

    Posted by Rosalynd on January 6, 2013 at 14:41

    I liked the “I’ll make rush hour longer” one. I don’t know if God would actually do that, but I certainly would ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Nef

    Posted by Nef on January 5, 2013 at 22:03


  12. Project Inspired

    Posted by firechick on January 4, 2013 at 22:32

    As a Firefighter the last sign rings very true I have seen to many school pates and community members die because of texting while driving.

  13. Project Inspired

    Posted by on January 4, 2013 at 22:27

    All of them are funny, but I like number four the best, I think. It’s so hard to decide!

  14. Project Inspired

    Posted by 116romans on January 4, 2013 at 21:54

    I saw a church sign close to where I live that read: Jesus loves the Hell out of you.
    I thought it was funny and true ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. carri_annee

    Posted by carri_annee on January 4, 2013 at 18:33

    ”Church parking only!Violaters will be baptized.”lol

  16. lilyworshipsongs

    Posted by lilyworshipsongs on January 3, 2013 at 17:50

    I like
    “what part of ‘thou shalt not’ don’t you understand?!”

  17. Skittle1524

    Posted by Skittle1524 on January 3, 2013 at 16:29

    lol those are funny ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. brennaeskyler2

    Posted by brennaeskyler2 on January 3, 2013 at 14:21

    These signs helped my day soo much! I wish on my church’s sign you could write a message, but the sign only says the name and service times!

  19. Trinity

    Posted by Trinity on January 3, 2013 at 12:10

    My boyfriend’s church had one that said ‘Come listen to our pastor. He’s not very good, but he is brief.’

  20. Project Inspired

    Posted by SarahLoi on January 2, 2013 at 10:30

    So funny! I love them!

  21. LL107

    Posted by LL107 on January 1, 2013 at 19:07

    My favorites are the second one and the forth one

  22. Paris

    Posted by Paris on January 1, 2013 at 03:55

    I loved all of them!!!!

  23. Sis206

    Posted by Sis206 on December 31, 2012 at 15:52

    The last one is so funny!

  24. Project Inspired

    Posted by JamieW on December 31, 2012 at 11:24

    If people take that last one seriously, there could be a problem, but it is mt favorite!!! they are all so funny! ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. InfiniteFaith

    Posted by InfiniteFaith on December 30, 2012 at 17:41

    All of them were very funny! Thanks for sharing them! XD

  26. centrilove

    Posted by centrilove on December 30, 2012 at 16:35

    “Jesus is coming. You better look busy.” Lol XD

  27. queenicis

    Posted by queenicis on December 30, 2012 at 16:30

    lol these are hilarious

  28. Uchiha_Kaida

    Posted by Uchiha_Kaida on December 30, 2012 at 15:52

    I love the one that says “sign broken, message inside” x3

  29. DanieB

    Posted by DanieB on December 30, 2012 at 14:57

    Haha! Made my day ๐Ÿ™‚

  30. Peacegurl1960

    Posted by Peacegurl1960 on December 30, 2012 at 10:36

    I like the one bring your sin to the alter drop it like it hot drop it like it hot so funny

  31. Project Inspired

    Posted by Jadejam on December 30, 2012 at 10:12

    I love these! Thank you for sharing this. ๐Ÿ™‚