12 Funny Christian Pick-up Lines We Wish Someone Would Try on Us for the LOLs

    We recently took to our Facebook page to find out what are some of the funniest Christian pick-up lines you’ve heard. Boy-oh-boy did you guys have some funny ones!

    Listed below are some of our favorite pick-up lines from Facebook along with a few that we found on Tumblr. Enjoy!


    1. “Is your name Grace? Cause you’re amazing.” – Grace B.



    2. “You can call me Pharaoh. Because I will never let you go.” – Katie M.



    3. “Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of all things I’m hoping for.” – Tiffany C.



    And here are a few funny ones that we found on Tumblr!


    4. “Hey Christian girl, are you the moon? Because I can see you reflecting the Son.” -typicalchristian



    5. “Are you Joshua? Because all my walls came down for you.” – eventhroughthisstorm



    6. “Hey girl, is that a mirror in your Bible, cause you’re reflecting the image of Christ.” -hombreconproposito



    7. “You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes…we just might be a miracle.” – jarodthexrayguy



    8. “The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry. How about dinner?” -hombreconproposito



    9. “And then my soul saw you and it kind of went “Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you.” – withoutchristthereisnojoy



    10. “God was just showing off when He made you.” -aftertheheartofgod



    11. “Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?” – aftertheheartofgod



    12. “What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list? – aftertheheartofgod


    Have any more to add to the list?

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