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    12 Funny Christian Pick-up Lines We Wish Someone Would Try on Us for the LOLs

    We recently took to our Facebook page to find out what are some of the funniest Christian pick-up lines you’ve heard. Boy-oh-boy did you guys have some funny ones!

    Listed below are some of our favorite pick-up lines from Facebook along with a few that we found on Tumblr. Enjoy!

     

    1. “Is your name Grace? Cause you’re amazing.” – Grace B.

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    2. “You can call me Pharaoh. Because I will never let you go.” – Katie M.

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    3. “Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of all things I’m hoping for.” – Tiffany C.

    fingers-crossed

     

    And here are a few funny ones that we found on Tumblr!

     

    4. “Hey Christian girl, are you the moon? Because I can see you reflecting the Son.” -typicalchristian

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    5. “Are you Joshua? Because all my walls came down for you.” – eventhroughthisstorm

    a-wall

     

    6. “Hey girl, is that a mirror in your Bible, cause you’re reflecting the image of Christ.” -hombreconproposito

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    7. “You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes…we just might be a miracle.” – jarodthexrayguy

    huh1

     

    8. “The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry. How about dinner?” -hombreconproposito

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    9. “And then my soul saw you and it kind of went “Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you.” – withoutchristthereisnojoy

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    10. “God was just showing off when He made you.” -aftertheheartofgod

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    11. “Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?” – aftertheheartofgod

    excuse-me

     

    12. “What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list? – aftertheheartofgod

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    Have any more to add to the list?

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    We here at Project Inspired want to guide and inspire teen girls to be true to themselves and to God. We want to show young girls how to be people of value and confidence – how to be your own best selves – through leading a Christian life. Who are we? We're a team of girls, like you. We edit the site, we post to social media, we hang out in the chat rooms and forums. We talk with you, we listen to you, and we love you!

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