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18 Thoughts When You Meet a New PERFECT Christian Guy


At some point in our lives, we’ve all sunk into deep, dark despair over (what feels like) the lack of quality Christian guys who are also within driving distance.

Then it happens…a new guy joins your third-period geometry class, study group or extracurricular activity and his face is perfect. And his hair shines. And he’s a full-fledged follower of Jesus!

Needless to say, it’s a real hallelujah moment, and we think it deserves some recognition.

So, without further adieu—here are 18 different thoughts and emotions that pass through your brain (in 60 seconds or less) when you meet a Christian guy who’s pretty much 100 percent daydream-worthy. Enjoy!


1. Utter shock.


2. Followed by an almost animal-like instinct to pounce, because all the other girls in the room are doing this:


And this…


But your ex is doing this (the cherry on top):


3. And that’s when you start to doubt, assuming that he probably dates girls who are more like this:


4. But then he talks about how he volunteers, and hope is restored.


5. And he keeps on talking about how he volunteers…


6. So now you’re already planning on introducing him to your pastor, and you’re pretty sure his blessing will look something like this:


7. And while you’re at it, why not plan the wedding, too? (Nobody needs to know that.)


8. But your hair game isn’t on point today, and what if he tries to talk to you, like, now…? Sheer panic.


9. “Stay cool. Stay. Cool.”


10. Even if you want to do this:


11. And inside you’re doing this:


12. But not too cool, because nobody wants to be #ForeverAlone.


13. Oh, he’s talking again. And it sounds like everything good in this world.

Like a bucket full of puppies.


14. “Did I remember to turn my curling iron off this morning? I’m kind of hungry…”


15. Wait—WHERE DID HE GO?!


16. You must find him again.


17. And you will. 







Image: Lightstock | Pearl


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  1. sunbluie

    Posted by sunbluie on November 12, 2015 at 19:12

    sooo trueeeee!

  2. KitKat5693

    Posted by KitKat5693 on April 24, 2015 at 08:27

    I actually loved this so much hahahahahahahaha

  3. brittney_heart

    Posted by brittney_heart on April 15, 2015 at 20:31

    This was so funny and right on point.

  4. USGIRL95

    Posted by USGIRL95 on March 14, 2015 at 19:18

    don’t be deievced by their looks, they re handsome from a distance my best friend & bother in Christ now 20, its hard to believe he & I re met five years ago, trust me I went through the same thing, or simaler, I wasn’t looking to date, him, I was only just 14/1/2/ years old he just turned fifteen at the time Homeschooled high School freshman eighth grade my admics were behind a eight grade level., shamefully, not sure if he was Christian back than, I remember hearing at a protject god was working on his heart!< this was five years num, 12 was funny.,

    months later 2010 he was saved! that point I was saved for three years at the time!,. yes I was the only girl he caught his eyes, yes he turned his head around towards the other guys leave Jessica alone, this was out in public doing a project, outside of the homeschool group building., my hands shaking in a uncomforatable way,. yes I miss him a lot hope to see him soon Apr,. this year,. watch h.w. they talk, obser their lifestyle, & h.w. act towards others and treat their friends & family, is God the center of their life re they re devoted to Christ! ^ a follower of him! if they fall away from Christ come back to him! sometimes they can fall away for a year like David, prey for them, they re under peer pressuer at times even in homeschool activities,. there re some guys that re Christans in wolve's clothing be carefull girls.,, I made that mistake thinking one of the guys I went to gym with for a short time, thought he was a Christian he was one in wovel's clothing I still prey for his savultion,. embrace Christ he is catholic., please don't make the same mistake as I did six years ago.,

  5. Graceey

    Posted by Graceey on March 8, 2015 at 18:07

    Omg this is literally me! Absolutely hilarious and on point!

  6. violinprincess

    Posted by violinprincess on March 7, 2015 at 18:23


  7. Project Inspired

    Posted by teramorgan96 on February 26, 2015 at 18:31

    I have one of those perfect guys at my youth group…But only HALF of the girls think he’s perfect. Myself definitely included! He doesn’t date, though, which is what happens every time I meet a perfect guy! Lol. But this is all true of the first time I legitimately met him. I’d seen him a few times at functions with other churches in town but I was so out of my comfort zone as a shy girl that I didn’t even really notice his perfection

  8. RetroRae97

    Posted by RetroRae97 on February 20, 2015 at 17:10

    Oh wow this is all so true! I’m guilty especially of the wedding planning and Facebook adding. (I actually thought like this about someone a couple days ago!)

  9. cayenne.tisher

    Posted by cayenne.tisher on February 18, 2015 at 12:44

    Ha! My ex totally did this when we met! He even found me on facebook about 5 minutes after I left the church 🙂

  10. DiverseCity2018

    Posted by DiverseCity2018 on February 14, 2015 at 07:35

    #18 is perfection!! Hahaha the accuracy hurts!

  11. Project Inspired

    Posted by Momo on February 3, 2015 at 20:51

    lol #18 is legit. To put things in perspective though, will a guy like that be looking for a girl like you? We need to prepare ourselves to be women who can walk with men like this in pursuit of God.

  12. penguinwalk15

    Posted by penguinwalk15 on February 3, 2015 at 05:22

    That’s so true it’s scary! Hilarious:-)

  13. Book-nerd

    Posted by Book-nerd on February 2, 2015 at 20:12

    Hahahaha!! This is soo accurate and hilarious at the same time! I love number 18, haha!

  14. patientlywaitingforGodsplan

    Posted by patientlywaitingforGodsplan on February 2, 2015 at 17:52

    Lol, it has happened. The thing is: they forgot the most exciting part. When he looks in your general direction and you start looking around to see if he could be staring at anyone else.

  15. Joygirl14

    Posted by Joygirl14 on February 2, 2015 at 17:20

    I think this might possibly be the funniest and truest posts ever. This describes all basics of the female brain. This made me giggle. Thanks for sharing!

  16. nicole77

    Posted by nicole77 on February 2, 2015 at 16:10

    Lololololol God’s mercy . . . This is so true. Like I do all of those. Like I do them every Sunday & Wednesday lol. Every time when I see {sigh} him <3 . Especially the running from him one. We only need to take off the ex & it'll be like this was written for me. My goodness, who did this?! Standing ovation for you! For real. You know Christian girls at the perfection point. Oh… This was so awesome

  17. EstherGrace

    Posted by EstherGrace on February 2, 2015 at 15:39

    Oh, my gosh. #18. ’nuff said. 🙂

  18. aislinnc99

    Posted by aislinnc99 on February 2, 2015 at 15:05

    Haha! This is completely accurate!

  19. martial_artist_for_Jesus

    Posted by martial_artist_for_Jesus on February 1, 2015 at 07:25

    Now, if I could only FIND the perfect single Christian guy….. THAT would be perfect XD

  20. Project Inspired

    Posted by leyn2060 on January 31, 2015 at 21:15

    Lol i love this!

  21. cowlover

    Posted by cowlover on January 31, 2015 at 20:29

    I so love this!!! Yes, yes yes. 🙂

  22. kass4god

    Posted by kass4god on January 31, 2015 at 10:46

    <3 Now… If only that would happen!!! 🙂 😀 <3

  23. AudgPaudg

    Posted by AudgPaudg on January 31, 2015 at 06:34

    Spot on