Being a Christian brings a completely different sensitivity to those things that just don’t agree with your spirit. If you’ve ever had any of these reactions in the middle of a movie, then you know exactly what we’re talking about.
1. When the rating says PG, but it’s really like R content times 100…
2. The overly explicit use of cursing just leaves you like…
3. Because your inner voice is at combat like…
4. Then that way-too-intimate scene escalates while you’re in your head trying to maintain your purity…
5. And when your celebrity crush dies, you can’t help but mourn the status of his soul…
6. The main character just said something quite biblical and didn’t even know it, but you did…
7. The main character said something totally non-biblical and is deceiving the entire theater…
8. And during the bloodthirsty plot for vengeance, you’re convinced they should take the high road, because Jesus said so.
9. And the covert fact that nobody can know that you actually just watched this heinously compromising film…
