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The Funniest Pick-up Lines That Christian Guys Use

A girl with her eyes on God is not easily wooed (we can’t help it, our faith comes fist and it sets a pretty high bar!). It also doesn’t help that most Christian pick-up lines are more likely to prompt a chuckle rather than sweep us off our feet.

To prove our point, we’re sharing this video, which covers a few of our favorite lines. They certainly wouldn’t have a place in The Notebook, but you’ve got to give some credit to anybody who actually drops them…if only for their gusto!

Do you have a favorite Christian pickup line? Share it with us in the comments below!

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15 Comments

  1. Project Inspired

    Posted by _sunlightinme_116 on May 17, 2015 at 16:00

    Wow lol

  2. Project Inspired

    Posted by Beloved_Woman on May 13, 2015 at 19:19

    Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes!

  3. roar_like_candace

    Posted by roar_like_candace on February 27, 2015 at 17:07

    When I asked Jesus to save me, he sent me you… Me and my sister are cracking up over this one. Lol.

  4. martial_artist_for_Jesus

    Posted by martial_artist_for_Jesus on February 21, 2015 at 16:45

    Sooooo many good ones in here…. LOL actually had to look up the Ecclesiastes one XD but, sadly, I’ve yet to have any of the perfect Christian guys say these to me…. *sigh* 🙁

  5. KupKate95

    Posted by KupKate95 on February 20, 2015 at 14:54

    A friend of mine suggested “If I were Jesus, I’d wash your feet first.” I like that one.

  6. cayenne.tisher

    Posted by cayenne.tisher on February 18, 2015 at 12:38

    My favorite Christian pick-up line is “Do you prefer unforeseen or sloppy wet?”…. It has made so many of my friends laugh and my mom actually shared it with a music minister after he shared about wrestling with which one to use in How He Loves 🙂

  7. Project Inspired

    Posted by MiniMessenger94 on February 12, 2015 at 10:51

    That was THE BEST!! I couldn’t stop laughing!

  8. AudgPaudg

    Posted by AudgPaudg on February 9, 2015 at 16:38

    OH MY GOSH THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  9. SoZo

    Posted by SoZo on February 7, 2015 at 02:24

    Favourite two lines:
    1- Wo! I think I just had mud rubbed in my eyes!
    2- People say my spiritual gift is my good looks…they lift people’s spirits. XD

  10. GraceBrennan

    Posted by GraceBrennan on February 6, 2015 at 16:22

    I started laughing once that guy said the first line, then couldn’t stop. Hilarious!

  11. dancestars

    Posted by dancestars on February 5, 2015 at 18:31

    lol !!!!! these are not only stupid but there funny. if any guy says one of these to me ill be laughing sooo heard. rather then walking away.

  12. VioletRogue

    Posted by VioletRogue on February 5, 2015 at 16:41

    The guy’s face at the end though….x3.

  13. Princess_Tutu_22

    Posted by Princess_Tutu_22 on February 5, 2015 at 16:08

    Lol I’ve seen this video before. Like a long time ago. It’s still just as funny today as it was back then.

  14. Aryandil

    Posted by Aryandil on February 5, 2015 at 16:03

    Uh…. didn’t really pique my interest. 😛 Sorry! Kudos to those guys for trying, though.