Why Your Dog Is Better Than a Boyfriend
Written by Kendall Marie | March 7, 2015
I don’t know about you guys, but I feel that there are endless advantages to being single. Especially if you’re a dog owner, like I am.
(Full disclosure: My dog isn’t always well-behaved.)
Why? Because when you’re a single lady (hollaaaa), you have more time to hang with your pup. And in many ways, dogs are infinitely better than boyfriends.
Just think about it…
Remember the last time you introduced a boy to your dad? It didn’t go so well…
Whereas your dog and your dad have basically already started a garage band together.
Plus, you already know your dog is great with kids.
And your dog never makes a fuss if some of your other friends tag along while you two are hanging out.
Your dog can literally be trained to open the door for you.
And so far, your dog has never kept you waiting—especially if you’re coming home from a long trip.
Your dog is just such a great listener.
And loves hangin’ out, watching Netflix and relaxing just as much as you do.
But is very much the “outdoors type” as well.
So your dog is pretty great at getting you to put the phone or tablet down and head outside.
Your dog will do anything to impress you…
Even if that means pulling out all the stops.
Though sometimes provoked, your dog always stays cool.
Of course, your dog is also super social.
And pretty much game for anything.
And how could you forget how eager your dog is to help?
But knows without being told when you want to be left alone.
Your dog loves snacks just as much as you do.
And totally puts up with all your weird requests…
But your dog likewise knows when it’s time to be serious.
Your dog may have a super bright future—possibly even a contract with NASA…
But is happy being a “stay-at-home dog,” just to be with you.
Most importantly, you can rely on your dog to protect you.
And finally—to be one of the family.